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Romy : Michelle and I have this high school reunion to go to, and we need to show up in a really cool car.
Ramon : Yeah?
Romy : Todd told me he gave you a really great deal on a convertible and that you were fixing it up.
Ramon : Yeah?
Romy : So... can I borrow your car?
Ramon : Well, if I loan you my car, what do I get?
Romy : Uh... what do you want?
Ramon : [looks her up and down] Oh, Romy... you know what I want.
Romy : Forget it! I'm not going to have sex with you just to borrow your stupid car!
Ramon : I gotta get something!
Romy : OK... close the blinds, and we'll work something out.
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Romy : [receptionist at Jaguar] Two-four-three. Two-four-three. Service... number two-four-three.
[long line of waiting customers grumble, and she sighs]
Romy : During this century, boys!
[loses temper:]
Romy : Come on, Ramon, quit jerking off and bring the car around!
[a silver Jaguar comes to a squealing halt, and Ramon jumps out, bringing keys]
Romy : It's about time!
Ramon : [re the way she looks in that dress] Oomph! Rolled meat! You are looking *hot*... today.
Romy : Yeah, that's because I'm sweating like a pig in here.
Ramon : But the air conditioning's working in the service office. You might wanna come by, and, uh, cool off later...?
Romy : [takes the ignition keys] Yeah, Ramon, that will happen.
[to waiting customer:]
Romy : Sorry, ma'am, he is *such* an asshole.