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Christie : So, Mi-chelle! What are you up to?
Michele : Oh, okay. Um, I invented Post-Its.
Christie : No offense, Michele, but how in the world did *you* think of Post-Its?
Michele : Uh...
[looks across the room at Romy talking to Billy Christianson]
Romy : And I thought of them completely by myself. I mean, all Michele did was say: "What about making them yellow?"
Michele : [turns to the A Group] Actually I invented a special kind of glue.
Christie : Oh really? Well then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you?
Michele : No. Um, well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out I was right.
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Cheryl : I don't believe it!
Christie : What?
Cheryl : THAT!
Kelly : They're back!
Christie : Nice outfits. Post-it's must be really lucrative!
Michele : Romy, are you sure you wanna do this?
Romy : Oh yeah, Michele. I am SO sure!
[they approach Christie, Cheryl, & Kelly]
Romy : What the hell is your problem, Christie? Why the hell are you always such a nasty bitch? I mean, okay, so Michele and I did make up some stupid lie! We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. But you know what I realized? I don't care if you like us, 'cause we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think!
[Cheryl and Kelly laugh sarcastically]
Romy : Come on Michele.
Michele : Okay, and... YEAH!
Christie : Unbelievable! They're as deluded about their lives as they are about those HIDEOUS clothes
Lisa Luder : Actually Christie. They have nice lines. A fun, frisky use of color. All and all, I'd have to say they're really... NOT BAD!
Christie : Well, WE still think they're ridiculous. Don't we girls?
Lisa Luder : Why don't you just let them think for themselves for once?
Christie : You're just jealous. Because unlike a certain ball-busting dried up career woman, I might mention, we're all HAPPILY MARRIED!
Lisa Luder : That's right, Christie. Keep telling yourself that.
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Christie : Thanks a lot, Romy.
Romy : What?
Christie : Thanks for stealing my boyfriend!
Romy : What are you talking about?
Christie : Billy just broke up with me. Apparently he's had a crush on you since Mr. Roswell's class and now that he knows that you like him, he doesn't want to *pretend* with me anymore. My life was perfect and you ruined it! Oh!
[goes off]
Romy : I swear to God, Christy, I didn't even think he'd dance with me!
Michele : Wow, she is really P.O.'d. This is so cool!
Romy : I know. It's like I had this dream where Billy was, like, in love with me, and he was in a wheelchair, but still, it's like it's coming true!
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Christie : Sandy, hi! You look so rich! I mean, great!
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Christie : [addressing Michele] Oh - it's the back-brace girl!
The 'A' group : [in sneering tone] Hi, back-brace girl!