Private Parts (1997)
Jackie Martling: Jackie Martling
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Jackie : My answer is "cock", and I wrote it really big, so I have a "big cock!"
Howard : I'm afraid you can't say "big cock" on the air. That's a no-no.
Robin Quivers : But I just said "pussy".
Jackie : [whining] Yeah, she just said *pussy*!
Howard : Well, pussy's okay. It's the way you say it. "Big cock" coming out of your mouth is, just not good.
Jackie : Wait a minute. I can't say "big cock", but you can say "big cock coming out of your mouth?"
Howard : That's right.
Jackie : That sucks!
[Pig Vomit, very pissed off, starts running for the studio]
Fred Norris : [as Richard Nixon] Did you just say "big cock coming out of your mouth that sucks"?
Howard : So Brett, what did you write down?
Robin Quivers : [as Brett Summers] Just like the boys, Gene. I've got "cock".
Howard : Do me a favor. Hold that up for a second so I can see your "cock".