Out to Sea (1997)
Elaine Stritch: Mavis LaBreche
Quotes
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Mavis LaBreche : I need a crap and a nap and I don't need an audience!"
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Mavis LaBreche : I saw the way you were looking at my daughter's chest.
Charlie : I used to be a cardiologist.
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Charlie : What do I look like, a schmuck?
Mavis : The jury's still out on that one.
Liz LaBreche : Shut up, ma. We're keepin' him.
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Mavis : Which one of the Wright brothers did you buy this from?
Leon the Pilot : Probably the one you dated in high school.
Mavis : Wooo! I feel so much better. That's very reassuring. We have a FUNNY pilot!
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Mavis : Hah! A couple of gold diggers, comin' up empty. That's terrific!
Charlie : We've still got the check from Carswell for $18,000.
Liz LaBreche : But I thought you tore that...... .
[shows her the check taped back together]
Liz LaBreche : You TAPED it!
[laughs]
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Leon the Pilot : [Last lines] $50 apiece for picking up the two studs!
Mavis : They ought to give you $50 apiece for CALLING them studs!
Charlie : Herb, lend me $50 will you? All I got is this check.
Herb : You're not getting' a nickel out of me, Charlie!