Mousehunt (1997)
Eric Christmas: Ernie and Lars' Lawyer
Quotes
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Ernie and Lars' Lawyer : [reading Rudolph Smuntz's will] "I leave you not just a model factory, but something infinitely more valuable: The future of string... itself."
[a loud explosion; Ernie parts the blinds of the office window to see string raining down on the factory workers]
Ernie and Lars' Lawyer : "And thus, it is my dying wish... that my two sons run Smuntz String together."
Ernie Smuntz : [claps] Great. Let's stick a "for sale" sign on the front lawn and see what we can get.
Lars Smuntz : Ernie, we're not supposed to sell it. We're supposed to run it, together!
Ernie Smuntz : Either way, this godforsaken museum piece isn't worth a dime, now, is it, Lars?
Lars Smuntz : *Some* things are more important than money, *Ernie*.
Ernie Smuntz : Notice that it's always the financially challenged who say that?
[Lars stands up]
Ernie and Lars' Lawyer : [holds out his open palm] Please, please. "I also bequeath to you my personal effects, including... my ceramic egg... half box of Cuban cigars... and--" Oh, yes, yes. "My-my collection of spoons."
[empties the contents from a box one at a time and sets them down on the table]
Ernie Smuntz : [sarcastically] My goodness, what a treasure, what a legacy.
[grabs the spoons]
Ernie Smuntz : *Spoons*! Spoons! So many spoons, so little time!
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Ernie and Lars' Lawyer : [about their new house] It's interesting. it seems the previous owner was found locked in a trunk in the attic...