David Krumholtz credited as playing...
Francis Davenport
- Paul Hood: I've been thinking, Francis. You are one drug-addled, elitist freak. And when the revolution comes I do not want to be lined up with you and shot because you're fucking ripe for political reeducation. You know, like in the fields.
- Francis Davenport: Let me enlighten you about something here. You and I exist on opposite sides of a great existential divide, that being your pathetic virginity on the one hand and my astonishing number of sexual conquests on the other. You're simply jealous.
- Francis Davenport: Remember, with your erogenous zones lubricated as such with the mighty herb, beware out there, because you drone on like a motherfucker when you're stoned.
- Paul Hood: Flame on, asshole.
- Paul Hood: Check it out. Not for the faint of heart.
- Francis Davenport: Pharmaceutical! You are a god.
- Paul Hood: One for you. Hang on. And one for me.
- Libbets Casey: [walks in the room] No candy for me?
- Francis Davenport: Groovy.
- [to Paul]
- Francis Davenport: Young master of the revels, a treat for our hostess!
- Francis Davenport: Hey there, you young knight, can you check on the mead? Can you sally forth and secure us some more mead?
- Paul Hood: Huh?
- Francis Davenport: Moisture! Moisture!