Adam Hann-Byrd credited as playing...
Sandy Carver
- Wendy Hood: [playing with a soldier doll] Well, looks like someone got to his private parts before us.
- Sandy Carver: Communist Viet Cong.
- Wendy Hood: They left it in the jungle.
- Sandy Carver: Where are you going?
- Mikey Carver: Out.
- Sandy Carver: Its freezing!
- Mikey Carver: Yeah
- Sandy Carver: Then why are you going?
- Mikey Carver: When it's freezing, because it means the molecules aren't moving, so when you breathe, there's nothing in the air, you know. You breathe into your body, the molecules have stopped. It's clean.
- Janey Carver: Sandy, you idiotic little dope! You could blow yourself sky high with this demented crap!
- [relenting]
- Janey Carver: Hey... hey. I'll take this.
- Sandy Carver: You're not going to tell Dad, are you?
- Janey Carver: Would it matter? What's this?
- Sandy Carver: You know, just a whip. The one Uncle Frank got me from Mexico.
- Janey Carver: Not packed with explosives, is it?
- Sandy Carver: No.
- Sandy Carver: Play with the whip.
- Sandy Carver: [Sandy needs help with homework] Hey Mikey?
- Mikey Carver: Yeah.
- Sandy Carver: Geometry?
- Mikey Carver: Sure, anything but this English.
- Sandy Carver: How come your so good at Math, but not at English?
- Mikey Carver: I'm not good at Math, just good at Geometry. It's like you now when they say you have 2 squared, you think it mean 2 times 2 equals 4, but really they really mean a *square*. Its really space, its not numbers, its space. And it's perfect space. But only in your head, because you can't draw a perfect square in the material world. But in your mind, you can have a perfect space. You know?
- Sandy Carver: Yeah, but I just need some help with my homework...
- Wendy Hood: Have you ever had a nocturnal emission?
- Sandy Carver: Huh?
- Wendy Hood: It's when you wake up and find this little pool of sticky stuff, like after a sexy dream. They haven't told you about this stuff yet? On what planet are you living on?