Garry Shandling credited as playing...
Artie
- Artie: He's got this thing.
- Phil: It's a vibrator I carry around with me.
- Mickey: You carry a vibrator around with you?
- Phil: Yeah. As a form of come-on. So the girls can see I'm up for anything right away. Sometimes as a sort of, uh, mood-setter I turn it on. But, uh, today there was, uh, extenuating circumstances.
- Artie: You forgot about the weights.
- Phil: Yeah.
- Artie: He forgot about the weights.
- Mickey: You forgot about the weights?
- Phil: Yeah. Forgot about the weights. Unbelievable.
- Mickey: Unbelievable! You forgot about the weights?
- Eddie: Do you know what he's talking about?
- Mickey: No, I have no idea what he's talking about.
- Phil: You prick, you disgust me.