Flubber (1997)
Raymond J. Barry: Chester Hoenicker
Quotes
-
[Smith and Wesson hold ice packs on their heads; Hoenicker approaches]
Chester Hoenicker : All right. One more time, what happened?
Wesson : He took a golf ball, he rubbed this cream on it, and then the golf ball took off and...
[clicks his tongue]
Wesson : ...popped Smith in the head.
Smith : Several times.
Chester Hoenicker : Mm-hmm.
Wesson : I got hit with a bowling ball.
Smith : Repeatedly.
Chester Hoenicker : Were you drinking?
Wesson : No.
Smith : Two beers at dinner. Wesson had a white wine.
Wesson : With dinner.
Chester Hoenicker : Right.
Wesson : It's this stuff he's got, sir. It's... I don't know what it is, I don't know where it comes from, but...
[Smith and Wesson both sigh and remove the ice packs, revealing their bruised and swollen lumps]
Wesson : ...it will give you one heck of a headache.
Chester Hoenicker : Oh! Goodness.
-
[Brainard and Reynolds are visiting Hoenicker to discuss the Flubber]
Chester Hoenicker : You came to repay your loan?
Phillip Brainard : No.
Chester Hoenicker : I know you didn't. I was just having a little fun.
Phillip Brainard : I'm here to sell you the Flubber.
Chester Hoenicker : You been to your house recently?
Phillip Brainard : Yes.
Chester Hoenicker : Do I really need to buy it?
Phillip Brainard : Flubber's a very quixotic substance. It's very difficult to handle. Have you tried to do anything with it?
Chester Hoenicker : My man is working on it. It won't be a problem.
Phillip Brainard : Well, I could make it a lot easier for you. If you give us a 30 day extension on the loan, I'll tell you everything I know... and make you a great deal of Flubber.
Chester Hoenicker : I'll give you the 30 days, and after that you give me two years. Whatever you come up with over the next two years is mine.
Sara Reynolds : That's not fair.
Chester Hoenicker : Shop somewhere else, lady.
Phillip Brainard : Sara. Sara. I'll do it.
-
[the Medfield Squirrels have won the basketball game]
Chester Hoenicker : Brainard had something to do with this.
Wesson : [pointing frantically] It's the same stuff we saw the other night, over at his house.
Chester Hoenicker : Right.