Peter Stormare credited as playing...
Nihilist #1
- [the Dude, Walter, and Donny walk out of the bowling alley, to find the three Nihilists waiting in front of the Dude's car, which has been torched]
- The Dude: Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.
- Nihilist: Ve vant ze money, Lebowski.
- Nihilist #2: Ja, uzzervize ve kill ze girl.
- Nihilist #3: Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski.
- The Dude: You don't HAVE the fucking girl, dipshits! We know you never did!
- [the Nihilists, stunned, confer amongst themselves in German]
- Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
- Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
- Nihilist: Ve don't care. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve fuck you ups.
- Walter Sobchak: Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.
- The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter.
- Walter Sobchak: No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.
- Nihilist #2: His girlfriend gave up her toe!
- Nihilist #3: She though we'd be getting million dollars!
- Nihilist #2: Iss not fair!
- Walter Sobchak: Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
- The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man!
- Walter Sobchak: And, I would like my undies back.
- [Stunned, the Germans confer amongst themselves again]
- Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?
- Walter Sobchak: No, Donny. These men are cowards.
- Nihilist: Okay. So we take ze money you haf on you, und ve calls it eefen.
- Walter Sobchak: Fuck you!
- [when making the payoff]
- The Dude: Dude.
- Nihilist: [on the phone] Who is this?
- The Dude: Dude. The bag man, man. Where do you want us to go?
- Nihilist: Us?
- The Dude: [to Walter] Shit!
- [to Nihilist]
- The Dude: Uh. Yeah, uh. Me and, uh, the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time.
- Nihilist: Shut the fuck up.
- Walter Sobchak: Dude, are you fucking this up?
- Nihilist: Who the fuck is that?
- The Dude: That is the driver.
- [Nihilist hangs up]
- The Dude: Shit! Walter, you fuck... you fucked it up! You fucked it up! Her life was in our hands, man!
- Walter Sobchak: Nothing is fucked here, Dude. Come on, you're being very un-Dude. They'll call back.
- Nihilist: We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
- The Dude: Excuse me?
- Nihilist: I said
- [shouting]
- Nihilist: I zaid VE CUT OFF YA JOHNSON!
- Nihilist #2: Just think about that, Lebowski.
- Nihilist: Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski.
- Nihilist #3: Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski.
- The Dude: Hey, no, come on, Walter. We're ending this thing cheap, man.
- Walter Sobchak: No, what's mine is mine.
- Nihilist: No funny shtuff.
- The Dude: Alright, alright, I've got four dollars, almost five...
- Donny: Hey, I got eighteen dollars.
- Walter Sobchak: What's mine is mine.
- Nihilist: We fuck you ups, man. We takes the money.
- Walter Sobchak: Come and get it.
- Nihilist: [Ordering at Stacks: House of Pancakes] Ze lingonberry pancake.
- Nihilist #3: Aufwachen, Arschloch!
- Nihilist #2: Lingonberry pancake.
- Nihilist #3: Ze Pigs in Blanket.
- Nihilist Woman, Franz's Girlfriend: Für mich auch Hellbierpfannkuchen - Hellbierpfannkuchen.
- Nihilist: She has lingonberry pancakes.