Philip Seymour Hoffman credited as playing...
Brandt
- Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
- Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
- Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
- Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous.
- The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
- The Dude: These are, uh...
- Brandt: Oh, those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak.
- The Dude: Different mothers, huh?
- Brandt: No.
- The Dude: Racially he's pretty cool?
- Brandt: [laughs] They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.
- The Big Lebowski: Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?
- [the Dude walks out and shuts the door]
- The Big Lebowski: The bums will always lose!
- Brandt: How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski?
- The Dude: Okay. The old man told me to take any rug in the house.
- The Big Lebowski: They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! Her life was in your hands!
- Brandt: This is our concern, Dude.
- Brandt: Who is this gentleman, Dude?
- Walter Sobchak: Who am I? I'm a fucking veteran, that's who I am!
- Brandt: Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier, once we get instructions for the money.
- The Dude: Why me, man?
- Brandt: He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.
- The Dude: He thinks the carpet pissers did this?
- Brandt: Well Dude, we just don't know.
- The Big Lebowski: Start talking and talk fast you lousy bum.
- Brandt: We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude.
- The Big Lebowski: Where is my goddamn money you bum?