- Mr. Freeze: Allow me to break the ice: My name is Freeze. Learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your doom.
- Cop #1: Please show some mercy!
- Mr. Freeze: Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.
- [Batman is trying to melt the ice, when Freeze appears in the magnifying glass of the telescope]
- Mr. Freeze: Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming!
- Henchman: Excuse me, chief. I got something here you might want to see.
- [Freeze freezes him]
- Mr. Freeze: I hate when people talk during the movie.
- Poison Ivy: He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me...
- Mr. Freeze: NOT! Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.
- Mr. Freeze: If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!
- Dr. Jason Woodrue: [sighs] Well, I can respect your opinion. Sadly, I'm not good at rejection. I'm afraid you'll have to die!
- Mr. Freeze: I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Gotham, and then the world.
- Poison Ivy: Just what I had in mind. Everything dead on earth, except us. A chance for Mother Nature to start again. Behold, the dawn of a new age. My mutant plants have the strength of the deadliest animals. Once you have frozen mankind, these babies will overrun the globe, and we shall rule them, for we will be the only two people left in the world.
- Mr. Freeze: Adam and Evil!
- [last lines]
- Barbara Wilson: Partners?
- Dick Grayson: Partners.
- Bruce Wayne: Partners.
- Alfred: We're going to need a bigger cave.
- Mr. Freeze: Let me guess, Plant Girl? Vine Lady? Huh? Hand over the diamond Garden Gal, or I'll turn you into mulch!
- Alfred: There is no defeat in death, Master Bruce. Victory comes in defending what we know is right while we still live.
- Batman: And you are...?
- Batgirl: Batgirl.
- Batman: That's not awfully PC. What about Batperson, or Batwoman?
- Batgirl: Bruce, it's me, Barbara. I found the Batcave.
- Robin: We gotta get those locks changed.
- Batman: She knows who we are.
- Robin: I guess we'll just have to kill her.
- Batman: Yep, we'll kill her later, we have work to do.
- Dick Grayson: I could have made that jump!
- Batman: And you could have splattered your brains all over the side of the building.
- Dick Grayson: You know, in the circus, the Flying Graysons were a team. We had to trust each person to do their jobs. That's what being partners is all about. Sometimes, counting on someone else is the only way you win.
- Batman: Your head wasn't even on the job. All you could think about was Poison Ivy.
- Dick Grayson: You just can't stand it! Maybe she wanted me instead of you. I mean, this is your idea of friendship, isn't it, Bruce? It's your house, it's your rules, it's your way to the highway! And it's Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman, and I'm sick of it!
- Batman: Yes, it's my rules. My rules to keep us alive, and if you want to stay in this house and on this team, you will abide by them.
- Dick Grayson: This is no partnership. You're never gonna trust me!
- Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy: I am Nature's arm. Her spirit. Her will. Hell, I am Mother Nature, and the time has come for plants to take back the world so rightfully ours! 'cause it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.
- Mr. Freeze: [referring to Batman and Robin] Their bones will turn to ice! Their blood will freeze in my hands!
- Mr. Freeze: Can you be cold, Batman? You have eleven minutes to thaw a bird. What will you do? Chase the villain or save the boy? Your emotions make you weak. That's why this day is mine!
- Poison Ivy: Kill them, of course. But why stop there? Why should only Batman and Robin die while the society that created them goes unpunished?
- Mr. Freeze: Yes! If I must suffer... Humanity will suffer with me! I shall repay them for sentencing me to a life without human comfort. I will blanket the city in endless winter! First... Gotham. And then... The world!
- Commissioner Gordon: Batman, a new villain has commandeered the Gotham Museum. He's frozen the antiquities wing. He's turned the security guards into blocks of ice. He's calling himself Mr. Freeze.
- Bruce Wayne: Well, he's over-eager. He's impulsive. I can't trust him not to get hurt.
- Alfred: Perhaps the truth is you really don't trust anyone.
- Bruce Wayne: Oh, don't tell me you're on his side, again.
- Alfred: Despite all your talents, you are still a novice in the ways of family. Master Dick follows the same star as you but gets there by his own course. You must learn to trust him, for that is the nature of family.
- Bruce Wayne: I trust *you*, Alfred.
- Alfred: But I shan't be here forever.
- Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy: Hello, Jason. I think I've had a change of heart. Quite literally. The animal-plant toxins had a rather unique effect on me. They replaced my blood with aloe, my skin with chlorophyll, and filled my lips...
- [She passionately kisses him on the lips]
- Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy: ... with venom. Oh and Jason, one other thing. I probably should've mentioned this earlier. I'm poison.
- Barbara Wilson: Uncle Alfred's been supporting me his whole life, I'm going to take him away from all this.
- Dick Grayson: Alfred and Bruce are like family.
- Barbara Wilson: Paying someone to do your dishes, cook your meals, you call that family?
- [Batman has taken beating from Bane and lies stunned on the ground. Ivy moves over to him]
- Poison Ivy: [standing over Batman] There's something about an anatomically correct...
- Poison Ivy: [she lies down next to him] ... rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.
- [Poison Ivy blows a cloud of lovedust in Batman's face]
- Batman: [resisting] Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
- Poison Ivy: [smiling seductively] Enough. Sweet talk...
- [tries to kiss Batman]
- Batman: [pulls away from Poison Ivy] OH no! First you're going to tell me where Freeze is, and then you're going to jail.
- Batman: [Batman bids for Poison Ivy] One million dollars!
- Robin: [as does Robin] Two million!
- Batman: You don't have it. Three million!
- Robin: I'll borrow it from you! Four million!
- Batman: Five million!
- Robin: That's a utility belt not a money belt. Six million.
- [Batman looks at Robin and then produces something from said-belt]
- Batman: [firmly] Seven million.
- [it's a credit card blazed with the Bat symbol. Expiration date: FOREVER]
- Batman: Never leave the cave without it!
- Poison Ivy: [amused by the squabble she's caused] You two boys aren't going to start fighting over little old me, now are you?