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Alien Resurrection

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Johner: Hey, Ripley. I heard you, like, ran into these things before?
Ripley: That's right.
Johner: Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?
Ripley: I died.

Call: Father's dead, asshole. Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one.

[first lines]
Ripley: [voiceover] My mommy always said there were no monsters. No real ones. But there are.

Johner: You can't fly one of these things too, can you?
Ripley: Are you kidding? This piece of shit is even older than I am.

Distephano: I thought you were dead.
Ripley: Yeah, I get that a lot.

General Perez: Ellen Ripley died trying to wipe this species out. For all intents and purposes, she succeeded!

Purvis: [shouting] What's in-fucking-side me?
Dr. Wren: A parasite! A foreign element.
Ripley: There's a monster in your chest. These guys hijacked your ship, and they sold your cryo tube to this... human. And he put an alien inside of you. It's a really nasty one. And in a few hours it's gonna burst through your ribcage, and you're gonna die. Any questions?
Purvis: Who are you?
Ripley: [smiles] I'm the monster's mother.

Ripley: [discovering that Call is an android] I should have known. No human being is that humane.

Johner: Earth, man. What a shithole.

[last lines]
Call: [about Earth] It's beautiful.
Ripley: Yeah.
Call: I didn't expect it to be. What happens now?
Ripley: I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself.

Vriess: [Strapped to Christie's back, about to traverse the flooded kitchen] Hey Christie, do me a favour. When we hit the surface on the other side, no backstroke, okay!

[General Perez offers Elgyn a drink]
General Perez: Drink, Elgyn?
Elgyn: Constantly.

Ripley: Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?
Johner: I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.

Ripley: Why do you care what happens to them?
Call: Because I'm programmed to.
Ripley: You're programmed to be an asshole? You're the new asshole model they're putting out?

[when the Alien "baby" emerges from the Queen's womb]
Dr. Gediman: You are... a beautiful, beautiful, butterfly.

Johner: Don't push me, little Call. You hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fuck!

[a soldier prods Johner in the back with a rifle. Johner spins and snatches it away in an eyeblink]
Johner: Don't ever touch me!
[returns it just as fast]
Johner: Ever!

[when the Betty hits Earth's atmosphere]
Johner: What's burning?
Vriess: Us!
Johner: Shit! You're right!

Call: Jesus Christ, Johner, what do you put in this shit? Battery acid?
Johner: Just for color.

Call: He is breeding an alien species. More than dangerous. If those things get loose, it's gonna make the Lacerta Plague look like a fucking square dance!

Purvis: God, I'm so tired.
Johner: Sleep when you die, man.

Dr. Gediman: [after watching the massacre in the mess hall] Security! There is a serious problem in the mess hall!

Ripley: Well, are you gonna kill me or what?
Call: There's no point, is there? They've taken it out of you. Where is it? Is it on the ship?
Ripley: You mean my - baby?

Johner: I'm not the mechanic here, Ironsides! I mostly just hurt people!

Ripley: Does it grow?
Dr. Gediman: Yeah. Very rapidly.
Ripley: It's a queen.
Dr. Gediman: How did you know that?
Ripley: She'll breed. You'll die. Everyone in the company will die.

Johner: Well, I say if we wanna make any decent time, I say we ditch the cripple.
[to Vriess]
Johner: No offense, man.
Vriess: [giving him the finger] None taken!

Johner: Hey, Vriess, you got a socket wrench? Maybe she just needs an oil change. Can't believe I almost fucked it.
Vriess: Yeah, like you never fucked a robot.

Dr. Wren: I think you will find that, uh, things have changed a great deal since your time.
Ripley: I doubt that.

[the Newborn Alien slowly dies by being sucked out of the Betty and into space]
Ripley: [tearfully] I'm sorry.

Dr. Wren: Distephano, take the weapons.
Distephano: Begging your pardon, sir, but FUCK YOU!

Call: Who are you?
Ripley: Who am I?
Call: You're a thing, a construct. They grew you in a fuckin' lab. And now they've brought it out of you.
Ripley: Not all the way out. I can feel it. Behind my eyes. I can hear it moving.

Elgyn: Hey, son, I'll give ya my authorization code. It's E-A, T-M, E.

Dr. Gediman: In the... In the Company?
Dr. Wren: Weyland-Yutani, Ripley's former employer. Terran growth conglomerate. They had defense contracts with the military. Oh they went under decades ago Gediman, way before your time. Bought out by Walmart. Fortunes of war.

Elgyn: [about Call] She is severely fuckable, ain't she?

Johner: [to Call] Kill you! Does that compute?

Call: [about leaving Ripley, who has just been sucked into the alien lair, behind] It's not right!
Purvis: I've been saying that all day.

Dr. Wren: Then this little synthetic bitch is gonna plug into the Auriga, and she is gonna take us right back to home base, according to the standard emergency procedures.
Call: No, she's not!
Distephano: Are you crazy? You still wanna bring those things back to Earth?
Johner: Haven't you been payin' attention today?
Dr. Wren: Ah, the intellectual speaks.

Johner: I thought synthetics were supposed to be all logical and shit. You're just a big ol' psycho girl!

Johner: [to Ripley] If you don't want to play basketball, I know some other indoor sports.

Johner: What's the big deal, man? Fuckin' waste of ammo.
Christie: Let's go.
Johner: Must be a chick thing.

Dr. Wren: And the animal itself - wondrous! The potential? Unbelievable once we've tamed them.
Ripley: [laughs sarcastically] Roll over, play dead, heel. You can't teach it tricks.
Dr. Wren: Why not? We're teaching *you*.

Johner: Right, you're the "new model" droid. You can access the mainframe by remote.
Call: No, I can't. I burned my modem. We all did.

Ripley: You did it. You saved the Earth.

Dr. Wren: We're not flying blind here, you know. This is United Systems military, not some - greedy corporation.
Ripley: Oh. Well, it won't make any difference. You're still gonna die.
Dr. Wren: How do you feel about that? I wish you could understand what we're trying to do here. The potential for the species goes way beyond urban pacification. New alloys, new *vaccines*. There's nothing like this we've ever seen on any world before . You should be very proud.
Ripley: Oh, I am.

General Perez: Bottom line is: if she looks at me funny one time, I'm putting her down. Okay? As far as I'm concerned, Number 8 is a meat - byproduct.

Dr. Wren: I think you will find that things have changed a great deal since your time.
Ripley: I doubt that.

Ripley: How did you...
Dr. Gediman: Hard work. We used blood samples from Fiori 16, on ice, where you died. We've remade you. We cloned you.

General Perez: It has memories! Why does *it* have memories?

Call: I don't get it. If they took it out, why are they keeping you alive?
Ripley: Well, they're curious. I'm the latest thing.

Elgyn: I'm gonna take a wild guess here, General, but I'm thinkin' whatever you got goin' on here it- ain't exactly approved by Congress?

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