Ron Perlman credited as playing...
- Johner: Hey, Ripley. I heard you, like, ran into these things before?
- Ripley: That's right.
- Johner: Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?
- Ripley: I died.
- Johner: You can't fly one of these things too, can you?
- Ripley: Are you kidding? This piece of shit is even older than I am.
- Johner: Earth, man. What a shithole.
- Ripley: Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?
- Johner: I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.
- Johner: Don't push me, little Call. You hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fuck!
- [a soldier prods Johner in the back with a rifle. Johner spins and snatches it away in an eyeblink]
- Johner: Don't ever touch me!
- [returns it just as fast]
- Johner: Ever!
- [when the Betty hits Earth's atmosphere]
- Johner: What's burning?
- Vriess: Us!
- Johner: Shit! You're right!
- Call: Jesus Christ, Johner, what do you put in this shit? Battery acid?
- Johner: Just for color.
- Johner: I'm not the mechanic here, Ironsides! I mostly just hurt people!
- Johner: Well, I say if we wanna make any decent time, I say we ditch the cripple.
- [to Vriess]
- Johner: No offense, man.
- Vriess: [giving him the finger] None taken!
- Johner: Hey, Vriess, you got a socket wrench? Maybe she just needs an oil change. Can't believe I almost fucked it.
- Vriess: Yeah, like you never fucked a robot.
- Johner: [to Call] Kill you! Does that compute?
- Dr. Wren: Then this little synthetic bitch is gonna plug into the Auriga, and she is gonna take us right back to home base, according to the standard emergency procedures.
- Call: No, she's not!
- Distephano: Are you crazy? You still wanna bring those things back to Earth?
- Johner: Haven't you been payin' attention today?
- Dr. Wren: Ah, the intellectual speaks.
- Johner: I thought synthetics were supposed to be all logical and shit. You're just a big ol' psycho girl!
- Johner: [to Ripley] If you don't want to play basketball, I know some other indoor sports.
- Johner: What's the big deal, man? Fuckin' waste of ammo.
- Christie: Let's go.
- Johner: Must be a chick thing.
- Johner: Right, you're the "new model" droid. You can access the mainframe by remote.
- Call: No, I can't. I burned my modem. We all did.
- Johner: I say we stay here and let the army guys deal. Where the fuck are the army guys?
- Call: They're dead!
