Skeet Ulrich credited as playing...
Billy
- Sidney Prescott: You sick fucks. You've seen one too many movies!
- Billy: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
- Billy: [licks "blood" from his fingers] Mmmm... corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in "Carrie."
- Stu: Shit...
- Billy: What?
- Stu: Oh, shit.
- Billy: [They go into the kitchen to find Sidney and Mr. Prescott gone] Where are they? Where are they?
- Stu: I don't know, Billy, but I'm hurtin', man!
- [the phone rings]
- Stu: Should I let the machine get it?
- Billy: [answers it] Hello?
- Sidney Prescott: Are you alone in the house?
- Billy: Bitch! You bitch, where the fuck are you?
- Sidney Prescott: Not so fast, we're going to play a little game. It's called: Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass!
- [Stu is slowly collapsing to the floor]
- Billy: Find her, you dipshit! Get up!
- Stu: I can't, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man!
- [Billy gives Stu the phone]
- Billy: [whispers] Talk to her. Talk to her.
- Stu: Hello?
- Sidney Prescott: Ah, Stu, Stu, Stu... What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them?
- Stu: Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.
- [Billy takes the phone back]
- Billy: I'm going to rip you up, bitch, just like your fucking mother!
- Sidney Prescott: You've gotta find me first, you pansy-ass momma's boy!
- Billy: Fuck!
- [He accidentally hits Stu with the phone]
- Stu: Ow! You fuckin' hit me with the phone, dick!
- Sidney Prescott: But this is life. This isn't a movie.
- Billy: Sure it is, Sid. It's all a movie. It's all one great big movie.
- [pauses]
- Billy: Only you can't pick your genre.
- Sidney Prescott: Why? Why did you kill my mother?
- Billy: Why? WHY! You hear that, Stu? I think she wants a motive.
- [Stu Chortles]
- Billy: Well, I don't really believe in motives, Sid. I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?
- Stu: No.
- Billy: Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lecter like to eat people? DON'T THINK SO! See, it's a lot more scarier when there's no motive, Sid. We did your Mom a favour, Sid. That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or somethin'.
- Stu: Yeah, we put her out of her misery, 'cause let's face Sidney, your mother was no Sharon Stone, hmm?
- Billy: Is that motive enough for you? How about this? Your slut mother was fucking my father, and she's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me.
- [Sid looks astonished]
- Billy: How's that for a motive? Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior. It certainly fucked you up. It made you have sex with a psychopath.
- Stu: That's right. You gave it up. Now, you're no longer a virgin. You're not a virgin. Now you got to die. Those are the rules.
- Billy: So, this game is like a scary movie, Sid. How do you think it's going to end?
- Stu: Oh, this is the greatest fun. You're going to love this. We got a surprise for you, Sidney. Yeah, you're going to love this one. It's a scream, baby. Hold a second, be right back.
- Sidney Prescott: How do you - gut someone?
- Stu: You take a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum.
- Billy: Hey. It's called tact, you fuck-rag.
- Sidney Prescott: Why are you doing this?
- Billy: It's all part of the game, Sidneeeee!
- [raises machine to mouth and shouts]
- Billy: It's called GUESS HOW I'M GONNA DIE!
- Sidney Prescott: Fuck you!
- Billy: We've already played that game. Remember? You lost.
- Stu: I didn't kill anybody.
- Billy: Nobody said you did.
- Stu: Thanks, buddy!
- Randy: Besides... "Takes a MAN to do something like that!"
- Stu: I ought to gut your ass in a second, kid.
- Randy: [using Jerry Lewis' voice] Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas.