James Luisi credited as playing...
Capt. Doug Chapman
- Police Capt. Doug Chapman: False arrest, huh? You know something, you're full of it. You never commit any crimes but you always end up at the booking desk. What is that? Coincidence or what?
- Jim Rockford: More like sloppy police work.
- Police Capt. Doug Chapman: You know something? You're 90% mouth!
- Cmdr. Diehl: Look! Let's just do this and get the hell out of here! When I get rousted out of bed at the middle of the night, it tends to put me in a really lousy mood.
- Jim Rockford: Well, you can imagine the mood I'm in; I not only got rousted, I got patted down. Try that at three in the morning.
- Jim Rockford: He attacked me.
- Police Capt. Doug Chapman: That's not what I heard.
- Jim Rockford: Well, you heard it wrong, Chapman, you always do. I would say it's your big failing but you have so many.
- Police Capt. Doug Chapman: You expect us to believe that?
- Jim Rockford: Of course not, it's the truth.