Joe Santos credited as playing...
Lt. Dennis Becker
- Jim Rockford: You want my advice, as his godfather - damn, I'm getting tired of hearing that?
- Lt. Dennis Becker: Yes, I want your advice.
- Jim Rockford: It's not so much that you wreen't there, it's the way you over-compensated because you weren't.
- Lt. Dennis Becker: What? We spoiled him? We held him to a very tough standard.
- Jim Rockford: Oh, please, Dennis, he got D's all through college, and what did you do? You bought him a more powerful computer.
- Lt. Dennis Becker: But you need memory to compete in the academic race at all!
- Jim Rockford: But is he? Is he in the 'academic race' at all?
- Lt. Dennis Becker: Well, he's not officially taking classes.
- Jim Rockford: Oh, Officially! I forgot; you can earn college credits sleeping in the city flower beds and urinating in a parking structure.
- Lt. Dennis Becker: All right! All right! He flunked out!
- Jim Rockford: You shouldn't have been contributing one thin dime all those years to his shenanigans all those years he was goofing along with C's and D's.
- Lt. Dennis Becker: That's what Peg said.
- [suddenly struck by reality]