Damian Chapa credited as playing...
Scotty Becker
- Jim Rockford: Scotty, is there anything I can do for you?
- Scotty Becker: Yeah, quit looking down on me for starters; not everybody can march to your Republican drum.
- Jim Rockford: I don't vote any ticket. And I never lectured you in that way.
- Jim Rockford: You have to promise me you'll use this to clean up and get a job.
- [counting out some big money in front of Scotty]
- Scotty Becker: So there's strings attached to this Mother Teresa moolah, huh?
- Jim Rockford: As it applies to you, if Mother Teresa met a nut like you, she'd go out and buy herself a BMW.
- Scotty Becker: You people love to demonize us homeless.
- Jim Rockford: You people? Say, I'm your Godfather. And as far as being homeless, yeah, I have a little problem with that term in your case; maybe it's because I remember the eighteenth what trailer your dad co-signed for. What was that? The Travelin' Jack Kerouac museum? Of course that was long before the kayaks.
- Scotty Becker: Come on, Jim, that wasn't my fault, that could have been huge. I just couldn't get the rights to the Jim Kerouac estate.
- Jim Rockford: Yeah, well, some Republicans might have nailed that down before they bought the trailer. Oh, yeah, and then there was the tragedy with the trailer hitch; a design flaw, wasn't it?
- Scotty Becker: Dad, Jim, you're hardwired to this dualism thing. Mom, you too. Good, bad, pain, pleasure, it's all one; are not this prison and Temple equally conducive to sitting and meditating?
- [after getting out of jail, still dressed like a Buddhist monk]
- Jim Rockford: You might find sitting a bit mroe painful in prison...