Randy Quaid credited as playing...
Russell Casse
- Russel Casse: [Russell's final missile malfunctions] Do me a favor. Tell my children... I love them very much.
- [Sets a collision course]
- Russel Casse: All right, you alien assholes! In the words of my generation: Up... YOURS!
- President Thomas Whitmore: Good luck, buddy!
- Russel Casse: Ha-ha-ha! Hello, boys! I'm BAAAAAACK!
- [His plane crashes into the unshielded alien ship, destroying it]
- Reporter: Los Angeles, New York, and Washington D.C. have been left in ruins...
- Russel Casse: Good God! I've been sayin' it. I've been sayin' it for ten damn years. Ain't I been sayin' it, Miguel? Huh? I've been sayin' it.
- F-18 Flight Computer: [Russel Casse pushes the wrong button] Missile launch.
- Russel Casse: Oh crap! What did I hit? which one?
- [alarm blaring; powering up]
- Russel Casse: [pushes a button to cancel launch]
- [alarm stops; powering down]
- Russel Casse: I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.