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Chance : My name is Chance and I'm lost in the city with an optimistic dog and a sarcastic kitty.
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Chance : I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It's like getting a bath and missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled up into one.
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Chance : Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy! I found my Jamie! Oh, I'm so happy! Oh, I could just lick you for days! Give me a hug!
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Delilah : I've never really felt this way before.
Chance : Me neither. I wanted to say the same thing to you all day, but then I thought you'd laugh at me and then you'd think I'm a dork.
[Delilah laughs]
Chance : Geez, you are laughing at me!
Delilah : No, I'm laughing with you.
Chance : I knew that.
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Chance : [to a poodle] Nice fuzz, cuz! What, did you get in a fight with a lawn mower?
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Delilah : Hi
Chance : Don't you hi me. First, you chase me, then you try to kill me, then you kiss me? What's the game?
Delilah : Game? I don't have a game. Look, I was only chasing you because your friends back in the alley asked me to, okay?
Chance : My friends, huh? So tell me, what are my friends' names?
Delilah : Shadow and Sassy.
Chance : Huh! Lucky guess. Okay, show me the secret paw shake.
Delilah : Secret paw shake? They didn't show me any secret paw shake.
Chance : Aha! They didn't, huh? Good, because there ain't one. Now explain that kiss.
Delilah : Kiss? That was no kiss. Friendly lick, maybe.
Chance : Friendly? Boy, is that an understatement.
Delilah : Okay, let's try this again. I'm Delilah, Chance.
Chance : Delilah Chance? Wow, your last name is the same as my first name!
Delilah : Boy, good thing you're cute.
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[last lines]
Chance : [eating pizza] Boy what a day, you know, I couldn't think of a happier ending.
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Chance : They treat us pretty good here. Three meals a day and all the smelly sneakers you can eat.
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Chance : There's only one thing I know that could make this moment more perfect. In fact, I think I smell it coming up the driveway right now.
[He sees the pizza car has been arrived]
Chance : I'm smelling pepperoni, I'm smelling mushrooms, I'm smelling anchovies. I'm smelling three- No, no, four. Four kinds of cheese! It could be. It might be, it is. It's pizza!
[running to the Pizza Boy]
Chance : Oh, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza! Pizza!
Pizza Boy : Nice doggy. Nice... Whoa.
Chance : Yes! Hey, pizza guy! Nice timing!
[jumping on the Pizza Boy]
Pizza Boy : Whoa! Stay! Whoa, whoa! Stay down! Stay down!
Chance : I will have pizza.
Pizza Boy : Whoa, doggy! Stay!
Chance : Hand it over nicely or I can take it but either way, pal. That pizza is mine!
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Chance : Hello Stinky, long time no smell.
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Chance : [singing] I lost my heart in San Francisco.
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Chance : [running backwards on a conveyer belt] Wow, this is cool. An obstacle course!
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Chance : I thought we were gonna play. I don't get it.
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Chance : Dogs rule and cats drool.