Salma Hayek credited as playing...
Santanico Pandemonium
- Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.
- Seth: No, thanks. I've already had a wife.
- [shoots the rope holding the wooden chandelier, which impales her]
- Santanico Pandemonium: Let's see if you taste as good as your brother.
- [Seth shoots her, she falls backwards, but jumps back to her feet, unharmed, then punches Seth, knocking him on to his back, where she stands over him, holding him down with her foot]
- Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely, you'll be my slave because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs.
- [He empties out his gun and begins to secretly reload it, as she forces him down even harder]
- Santanico Pandemonium: You'll be my footstool and, at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel!
- Seth: [Sarcastically, as he continues reloading his gun] Ooh!
- Santanico Pandemonium: Since you'll be my dog, your name will be... Spot.
- [He successfully reloads his gun and aims it at Santanico's face, who has transformed into her vampiric self once again]
- Santanico Pandemonium: Welcome to slavery.
- Seth: Thanks. I already had a wife, he moves the gun over and shoots down the chandelier, which comes crashing down on top of Santanico, impaling her heart and killing her.