George Clooney credited as playing...
Seth Gecko
- Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.
- Seth: No, thanks. I've already had a wife.
- [shoots the rope holding the wooden chandelier, which impales her]
- Sex Machine: He's not your brother anymore.
- Seth: Well, that is a matter of opinion and I do not give a fuck about yours.
- Seth Gecko: We need to have a talk. What's your name?
- Hostage Gloria: Gloria.
- Seth Gecko: Hello, Gloria, I'm Seth. That's my brother Richie. Let's cut to the chase. I'm going to ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer. Do you want to live through this?
- Hostage Gloria: Yes.
- Seth Gecko: Good. Rule #1: No noise. No questions. If you make a noise,
- [He pulls out his gun]
- Seth Gecko: Mister .44 makes a noise. If you ask a question, Mister .44 answers it. Now are you absolutely, positively clear about Rule #1?
- Hostage Gloria: Yes.
- Seth Gecko: Rule #2: You do what we say when we say it. If you don't, see Rule #1. Rule #3: Don't you ever try and fucking run on us,
- [He puts his gun to her head, she closes her eyes]
- Seth Gecko: because I got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. Open your eyes.
- [She does]
- Seth Gecko: Gloria, you hang in there, you follow the rules, and you don't fuck with us, and you'll get out of this alive. I give you my word. Okay?
- [She nods]
- Seth: [to hostage Gloria] You. Plant yourself in that chair.
- Hostage Gloria: What are you gonna do with...
- Seth: I said "plant yourself." Plants don't talk.
- Jacob: Does anybody know what's going on here?
- Seth: I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fucking vampires out there, trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood. And that's it. Plain and simple. I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires," because I don't fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw, is fucking vampires. Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampires?
- Kate: Yes.
- Seth: [upon finding the body of Gloria the hostage] Richard, what's wrong with you? Is it me? Is this my fault? Do think that this is what I am? I am a professional fucking thief. I don't kill people that I don't have to, and I don't rape women. What you are doing - what you are doing - what you are fucking doing, is not how it's done. Do you understand? Say "yes, Seth, I understand." Say "yes, Seth, I fucking understand."
- Seth: I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on out, you are all in my cool book.
- Jacob: Are you such a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won?
- Seth: What did you call me?
- Jacob: Nothing. I didn't make a statement. I asked a question. Would you like me to ask it again?
- Seth: Umm-hmm.
- Jacob: Are you such a loser, you can't tell when you've won? The entire state of Texas, along with the F.B.I., are looking for you. Did they find you? No. They couldn't. You've won, Seth. Enjoy it.
- Seth: [talking about the Titty Twister] You've never been here before?
- Carlos: No. I drove by it a couple of times. It's a rowdy place, it's out in the middle of nowhere, there'd be no cops and it's open from dusk till dawn. And didn't you say you wanted to meet in the morning? Here we are.
- Seth: Well since you just picked this place out of a hat, my brother is dead, that girl's entire fucking family is dead!
- Carlos: What, were they psychos? Or...
- Seth: Do they look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
- Carlos: Seth, how can I make it up to you?
- Seth: Can't make it up to me Carlos. I tell you, you can't do it. Can't make it up!
- [has second thoughts on Carlos' deal]
- Seth: 15%, instead of 30% for my stay in El Ray, that's a good start.
- Carlos: 28.
- Seth: My brother's gone, you understand that? He is gone, and he is not coming back, and that is your fault. 20.
- Seth, Carlos: [shake on deal] 25.