Black Sheep (1996)

David St. James: Motorcycle Cop

Quotes 

• Motorcycle Cop : [Steve and Mike are high on nitrous oxide and have been pulled over]  Tell me, Officer: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

  Mike : [Mike licks lips nervously]  Wellll... I got a 426 Hemi in her. Three-quarter cams, nitro boosters. I can get 'er up to as good as 155.

  [reassuringly] 

  Mike : Never do, though. Of course, I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari!

  [slaps Officer on the arm and laughs uproariously, until he sees the other Officer is seething in anger and not laughing] 

  Mike : ... I guess I was going about 65... tops?

  Motorcycle Cop : SEVEN!

  [Mike reacts] 

  Motorcycle Cop : Seven miles an hour.

  Motorcycle Cop : And normally, when I stop people, they pull on the shoulder!

  [Mike looks out the window, then cringes when he realizes he's parked on the center line] 

• Motorcycle Cop : Could you take him through here a little faster than seven miles per hour, Officer...

  Mike : Meoff, Jack.

  [turns to Steve and mouths "Jack Meoff"]