- Dee Dee: Dexter, wanna see my new dance?
- Dexter: No.
- Dee Dee: It's called "the fanciful unicorn".
- Dexter: Girl, I have seen better steps on a ladder.
- Dee Dee: Oh, yeah? Like you know any dances, Dexter.
- [Dexter turns on a boombox; techno music plays]
- Dexter: [doing the robot dance] Yes, it is called "the robot".
- Dee Dee: Word.
- Dexter: [laughing] Dee Dee, I heard this great joke! Okay, here it goes: A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
- [He breaks into hysterical laughter, while Dee Dee is unimpressed]
- Mandark: Excellent! My sneaky ways have put me in the lead! I'd give myself a pat on the back, but I'm driving, so I'll have to do it later!
- Mandark: My name is Mandark and I am Dexter's rival. He and I have been competing in science and other things for years and this race is just one more of those things where we try to beat each other, except I try to win by being sneaky and bad! My plan this time is to sabotage the Mark 5, so it doesn'twork as good as it should, then when Dexter is racing he'll most likely crash up, leaving room for me to win!
- Mandark: Gather round, all you mortals, and behold the fury that you cannot deny! And you won't be disappointed, either.
- Mandark: Ooh, ah... Ooh... ooh, ah... I have to beat Dexter, sworn enemy. Have to destroy Dexter's lab. If only Ducky could! Ooh, ah!
- Blue Falcon: Dyno-mutt has been dealt a devastating blow.
- Dexter: Sheesh, no kidding.
- Blue Falcon: I'm extremely wealthy.
- Dexter: Quickly, to the laboratory!