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Quotes
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[at the tomb and eternal flame of J. Edgar Hoover]
Miss Tracy Milford : Well now, students - J. Edgar Hoover was the founder and director of the FBI from 1924 until his death in 1972. He was a great American.
Herbert Jones : He was a fascist transvestite and I hope he rots in Hell!
Miss Tracy Milford : Hmm.
Meg Smith : Why can't we see Kennedy's eternal flame?
Principal Todd Moss : You people don't deserve Kennedy.
Wanda Baker : Who's Kennedy?
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Senator John Lerman : We're due at the capitol and you're porking the math teacher?
Miss Tracy Milford : Keyboarding teacher.
Senator John Lerman : Whatever.
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[the students have found secret information linked to Senator Lurman's scam]
Senator John Lerman : How did you get a hold of this?
Reggie Barry : That information's on a need-to-know basis.
Senator John Lerman : You're out of your league, boy.
Miss Tracy Milford : Senator Lurman, I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Senator John Lerman : Oh, shut up, you little slut.
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[Principal Moss is passed put]
Miss Tracy Milford : Principal Moss? Principal Moss? Principal Moss!
Reggie Barry : Is he dead?
Red : Nah, he ain't dead, man. He's just in a coma.
Miss Tracy Milford : What?
Red : Yeah, I guess that car-sick pill is working on him. It should, man, it's a Red. Horse tranquilizer.
Miss Tracy Milford : But I saw you take a handful of them.
Red : Oh, they don't work on me, man. That's why they call me Red. I'm immune!
Reggie Barry : [to everyone in the back of the bus] Hey! Moss is in a coma. Let's party!
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Principal Todd Moss : Well, this was an interesting field trip.
Miss Tracy Milford : What are we going to do now?
Reggie Barry : Go home.
Lisa Perkins : No, we can't let this happen!
Meg Smith : But if we go and try to stop him, we're only gonna make the President look worse.
Reggie Barry : Just like Vietnam... no way to win.
Herbert Jones : What we need is a miracle.
Meg Smith : Yeah. Like that time when the school got torched right before finals.
Reggie Barry , Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : [both together] Oh. That was us.
Principal Todd Moss : That was you?
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Yeah. Now, if we can stop finals, we certainly can stop some Bunghole senator!
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Meg Smith : Miss Milford, there you are. We've been looking for you. We wanted to let you know how cool it's been. You showing us around Washington and everything.
Miss Tracy Milford : Really?
Wanda Baker : So, we bought you a box of candy.
Miss Tracy Milford : [looks in the box] I don't know what to say. How do you know that I like chocolate?
Wanda Baker : Because it's all you ever eat.