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Quotes
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Senator John Lerman : We're due at the capitol and you're porking the math teacher?
Miss Tracy Milford : Keyboarding teacher.
Senator John Lerman : Whatever.
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Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : We're not going anywhere with Senator Bunghole.
Senator John Lerman : Senator Bunghole?
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[the students have found secret information linked to Senator Lurman's scam]
Senator John Lerman : How did you get a hold of this?
Reggie Barry : That information's on a need-to-know basis.
Senator John Lerman : You're out of your league, boy.
Miss Tracy Milford : Senator Lurman, I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Senator John Lerman : Oh, shut up, you little slut.
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Senator John Lerman : That's an out-and-out lie!
Wanda Baker : You're the liar!
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Senator John Lerman : [into the phone] What? I don't believe it! They blew out Hoover's Flame? My God, these kids are bigger shitheads then I thought!
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Senator John Lerman : Have you kids given any thought to what you might say to the committee about education reform?
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Yeah, we're going to tell them the education system sucks.
Reggie Barry : Sucks dick.
Principal Todd Moss : That's not what they mean, sir.
Senator John Lerman : Why not? I think it's great. Now, remember. The president invited you kids down to Washington because he wants you to tell the nation how you really feel about school. If you think the education sucks dick, then by golly you tell them. Can I have your promise on that?
Reggie Barry : [raises his hand] I promise.
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Senator John Lerman : No, no, I... I cannot take any credit for this. This is the President's decision. I had nothing to do with this whatsoever. I am only an errand boy.