Monty : You're not too bright. I like that in a man.
Nick : This is for you.
[He hands Monty a bust.]
Monty : For good luck?
Nick : Well, you always wanted me to give you head.
Monty : Is that my shirt? Or are you eating an onion bagel?
Monty : [to Amalia] You've lost so much weight! I thought your ass was Jodie Foster's chin!
Monty : [Regarding a painting] Look, it's Macauley Culkin throwing up a soft-shell crab!
Nick : I could push it a few more days as a vegetable. Guacamole for brains.
Monty : Actually, I think avocado is a fruit.
Nick : So am I.
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