Lana McKissack credited as playing...
Sarah (segment "The Misbehavers")
- [Room 309 is buzzing, Ted answers]
- Sarah: Ted!
- Ted the Bellhop: What do you want now, for Christ sakes? Who died?
- Sarah: I don't know, but she's in my bed.
- Ted the Bellhop: What?
- Sarah: There's a dead body in my bed.
- Ted the Bellhop: Nonsense! That's just your brother sound asleep.
- Sarah: No! There's a woman's dead body *inside* the bed in the mattress.
- Ted the Bellhop: You saw the body?
- Sarah: Yes!
- Ted the Bellhop: Impossible! You've got the ointment on your eyes. You can't see shit! Now go to sleep!
- [hangs up, but the room is still buzzing, answers again]
- Ted the Bellhop: Go to sleep!
- Sarah: I washed it off.
- Ted the Bellhop: The mentholatum?
- Sarah: Yeah. Didn't you ever think to do that? Get your ass up here and call the police, because there's a dead body in my bed, and it smells like shit, and it looks even worse. And if you don't help us, my dad is going to lay you down right next to her, I swear to fucking God!
- [hangs up, dial tone]
- Ted the Bellhop: I am coming up there right this minute! And if there isn't a dead body in that room by the time I get up there, I'm going to make one! You...
- [hangs up]
- Ted the Bellhop: Little bitch.
- Sarah: Did you ever open your eyes?
- Ted the Bellhop: Yes. And look at me now.
- Sarah, Juancho: We can't.
- Sarah: There's a dead body in my bed and it smells like shit and it looks even worse. And if you don't get your ass up here now, my Daddy's gonna lay you down next to her. I swear to fucking God!