Tamlyn Tomita credited as playing...
Wife (segment "The Misbehavers")
- Man: All right. You want 500 bucks?
- Ted the Bellhop: Sure.
- Man: [thinks for a bit] How about three?
- Ted the Bellhop: 300 dollars?
- Man: Yeah.
- Ted the Bellhop: Three's fine.
- Man: Good. My children are staying here tonight watching TV. I want you to check up on them every 30 minutes.
- Ted the Bellhop: Check up on them?
- Man: Yeah, make sure they're all right. Make sure they're fed. Make sure they go to bed. You know, these things.
- Ted the Bellhop: Sir, I can send out for a babysitting service.
- Man: No. I don't trust babysitters. My children are safer alone than with some fucked-up pedophile babysitter I don't know from the man in the fucking moon.
- Wife: What about him? What makes you think you can trust him?
- Man: [grabs Ted's face] Tell me that's not a face you can trust.
- Ted the Bellhop: I'd love to help you with your problem, sir, but unfortunately I'm here alone tonight.