Antonio Banderas credited as playing...
Man (segment "The Misbehavers")
- [after seeing that the room is on fire; Ted has a needle in his hand while holding the leg of a dead woman; Sara has a bottle of champagne in her hand, and Juancho is smoking]
- Man: [perks eyebrows] Did they misbehave?
- Man: Hmm.
- [lets go of Ted's face and pulls out some money]
- Man: 100, 200, 300. Here you are.
- Ted the Bellhop: I thought you said 500.
- Man: No, I said 300.
- Ted the Bellhop: No, sir. I distinctly heard you say 500.
- Man: Are you calling me a liar?
- Ted the Bellhop: No, sir. What I'm saying is that you accidentally forgot that the first thing you said...
- Man: But what I last said was 300, and what you say last is what counts.
- Ted the Bellhop: Well, then, if you say 500 one last time, we have a deal.
- Man: You fucking with me, pendejo?
- Ted the Bellhop: No, sir, but I'm by myself, and looking after your kids is a pain in the ass I don't need.
- Man: [whispering] Are you calling my kids a pain in the ass?
- Ted the Bellhop: Why, no, sir, not the kids. It's the situation that is a pain in the ass.
- Man: No, you were right the first time. They're a pain in the ass. All right. You win, tough guy. 500.
- Man: All right. You want 500 bucks?
- Ted the Bellhop: Sure.
- Man: [thinks for a bit] How about three?
- Ted the Bellhop: 300 dollars?
- Man: Yeah.
- Ted the Bellhop: Three's fine.
- Man: Good. My children are staying here tonight watching TV. I want you to check up on them every 30 minutes.
- Ted the Bellhop: Check up on them?
- Man: Yeah, make sure they're all right. Make sure they're fed. Make sure they go to bed. You know, these things.
- Ted the Bellhop: Sir, I can send out for a babysitting service.
- Man: No. I don't trust babysitters. My children are safer alone than with some fucked-up pedophile babysitter I don't know from the man in the fucking moon.
- Wife: What about him? What makes you think you can trust him?
- Man: [grabs Ted's face] Tell me that's not a face you can trust.
- Ted the Bellhop: I'd love to help you with your problem, sir, but unfortunately I'm here alone tonight.
- Man: You kids are gonna stay here watching TV. I want you to be in bed and asleep before twelve. Your mother and I will be back later on - maybe. *Don't* misbehave.