Martin Short credited as playing...
Franck Eggelhoffer
- Franck Eggelhoffer, Howard Weinstein: [both chanting to George] Every party has a pooper, that why we invited you! Party pooper! Party pooper! Every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you, George Baaanks!
- Gang Kid: [George sleeps after using 2 sleeping pills, and on there way to the hospital, his head is leaning on the window of the car] Hey wat up wit dat face, huh? Dat suppose to be me?
- [the others in car chuckle]
- Gang Kid: Ya gotta problem? Lozer?
- Franck Eggelhoffer: [Franck roles down the window a little] No we do not have a problem, so leaf us alone!
- Gang Kid: 'Leaf'? What are you a tree?
- Franck Eggelhoffer: Ha, ha, ha, very funny, you are obviously a comodian
- [pronounced Coe - Maw - Dee - Un]
- Gang Kid: Hey what kinda accent is that man? What planet are ya from?
- Franck Eggelhoffer: Vat Planet? The planet of not wanting to be die, by a drive by SHOOTING!
- George Banks: I have to admit, having Franck at the house did help. Although I had no idea what he did there all day.
- Franck Eggelhoffer: [Marching] Do the baby 'vorkout'! Make those babies gleefull! Oh, that's good. Little tin soldiers. Happy tin soldiers. Richt. And now with an attitude.
- [throws head back]
- Franck Eggelhoffer: Hello! Who you? Get 'avay'! I don't like 'vat' you say!
- [Annie is in labor. Dragging sleeping George out by the head. Drops head and looks around]
- Franck Eggelhoffer: Gee, I could change this room... THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS FRANCK!
- [referring to Frank's accent]
- Yob: What planet are you from, man?
- Franck Eggelhoffer: The planet of not wanting to die by a drive by shooting!
- [speeds off]