Russell Crowe credited as playing...
Jeff Mitchell
- Harry Mitchell: Your grandmother said that to me once. 'The greatest explorers', she said, 'are the explorers of the human heart'.
- Jeff Mitchell: Is that why she became a dyke?
- Harry Mitchell: Your grandmother was not a dyke!
- Jeff Mitchell: She was licking Aunt Mary's pussy for forty years, what else do you call it?
- Harry Mitchell: She was not a dyke! A lesbian, perhaps... You shouldn't call her names! How would you like it if I went around and called you 'pansy', 'fairy', 'poofter'?
- Jeff Mitchell: You do half the time!
- Harry Mitchell: Only when I'm annoyed with you!
- Harry: Why don't you get the young fella another whiskey, Jeff?
- Greg: No, no really, I'm a two pot screamer.
- Jeff Mitchell: I'm a bit like that myself, two and I'm anybody's.
- Greg: Three and I'm everybody's.
- Harry: Four and I'm nobody's.
- Greg: I wouldn't say no to a drop of scotch. You know what they say, 'whiskey makes you frisky.'
- Jeff Mitchell: Yeah, 'brandy makes you randy.'
- Harry Mitchell: Heh, pity we haven't got any rum!
- Greg: "Baxter"?
- Jeff Mitchell: It's a joke. The footy team, you know. Back's to the...
- Greg, Jeff Mitchell: -wall, here comes Jeff.
- Football Coach: Stick you're frigging shoulder in his ass!
- Footballer: Watch it!
- Jeff Mitchell: Only doing what he wants!
- Jeff Mitchell: Of course, some people think it isn't very good manners to read at the dinner table.
- Harry Mitchell: Some people hasn't lived with you for twenty-odd years.
- Jeff Mitchell: Some people should be so bloody lucky.