Kurt Russell credited as playing...
Col. Jonathan 'Jack' O'Neil
- Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: Your job here is to re-align the star gate. Can you do that or not?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [nods] I can't.
- Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: I wouldn't feed that thing.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: It's got a harness, it's domesticated
- [Taps Mastadge on shoulder. Mastadge is frightened and runs off dragging Dr. Daniel Jackson across the Desert]
- Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: I'm on Planet 'X' lookin' for a dweeb who wears green fatigues. He wears glasses.
- [puts his hands around his eyes]
- Skaara: [puts his hands around his eyes, copying O'Neil]
- Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: He has long hair.
- [puts his hand to his head and brings it down]
- Skaara: [salutes]
- Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: And he
- [pretends to sneeze]
- Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: sneezes.
- Skaara: Ich!
- [clucks like a chicken]
- Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: Chicken. Chicken! Yes, Chicken Man!
- Lieutenant Kawalsky: [in Nagada, the troops begin holding hostages and opening fire; O'Neil looks outside the city walls] Colonel! What do you see?
- Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: Sandstorm comin' this way.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [sarcastically] Well, that would have been an excellent reason to shoot everyone.