The Santa Clause (1994)
Judge Reinhold: Neal
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Quotes
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Dr. Neil Miller : [in a light-hearted psychiatry tone] Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did before you went to bed Christmas Eve?
Scott Calvin : [sarcastically] We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shotguns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women...
[honestly]
Scott Calvin : I read him a book!
Dr. Neil Miller : What book?
Scott Calvin : [sarcastically] Uh, "Hollywood Wives".
[Laura puts her face in her hand]
Scott Calvin : [honestly] "The Night Before Christmas", folks, come on!
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Dr. Neil Miller : Charlie, I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
Charlie : That's okay, Neil. You were just denying your inner child.
Dr. Neil Miller : You're going to make a great psychiatrist someday, kid.
Charlie : Nah. I think that I'm going to go into the family business.
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Charlie : [to his father, Scott] What do you mean you don't know? Of course you are, Dad. How can you say that? Think about those kids!
Scott Calvin : The only kid I'm thinking about is you.
Charlie : Dad, I'm fine. You can't let *them* down. They all believe in you.
Dr. Neil Miller : Charlie, listen...
Charlie : YOU listen! You think you know what he is? You *DON'T*!
Laura : Charlie - honey, listen. You're confused.
Charlie : I know *exactly* who he is.
Dr. Neil Miller : [firmly] Charlie... He is NOT Santa!
Charlie : [whining; desperate] HE IS TOO SANTA! We went to the North Pole together. I saw it! The elves are real old even though they look like me. Bernard called me sport, 'cause he knew everything.
[turns to Scott]
Charlie : Right, Dad?
[Scott looks unsure]
Charlie : [tossing him the snow globe Bernard gave him] REMEMBER!
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Dr. Neil Miller : May I speak. I'm a doctor.
Scott Calvin : No he's not. He's a psychiatrist.