Quiz Show (1994)
Hank Azaria: Albert Freedman
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Quotes
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Albert Freedman : It's not like we're hardened criminals here. We're in show business.
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Albert Freedman : If you were a kid, would you wanna be an annoying Jewish guy with a side wall haircut?
Charles Van Doren : Well I wanted to be Joe Dimaggio.
Albert Freedman : Oh yeah, me too. Especially after he signed for that hundred grand.
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Dan Enright : Charlie, Charlie, the only people who can implicate you directly are all in this room, just think about that, okay?
Albert Freedman : You think that noodge is going to get me to talk?
Charles Van Doren : He may be a noodge but he first in his class at Harvard Law School.
Albert Freedman : [Making a masturbation gesture with this hand] Oh, Harvard.
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Charles Van Doren : I'm just trying to imagine what Kant would make of this.
Albert Freedman : I don't think he'd have a problem with it.
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Dan Enright : He blames Charles Van Doren for his downfall. And of course, the real downfall of Herbert Stempel has always been Herbert Stempel.
Albert Freedman : Herbert Stempel, absolutely. Well, you met him. Does he seem stable to you?
Dick Goodwin : Well, I definitely have an inkling of what you're talking about. He told me this whole story about how when a Jew is on the show, he always loses to a gentile, and then the gentile wins more money. Right? I mean, who could dream up a scheme like that?
Dan Enright : A symptom of his Van Doren fixation!
Dick Goodwin : The thing of it is... I looked it up. It's true.