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Quotes
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Papshmir : [to Rocco] You are supposed to be the world's foremost terrorist bomber. Airlines, government buildings...
Muriel Dillon : The devastation in South Florida?
Papshmir : That was Hurricane Andrew.
Muriel Dillon : That's what they told the public.
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Papshmir : My people are very upset.
Muriel Dillon : They're always upset. They're Arab terrorists.
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Frank Drebin : Mrs. Dillon, your son is a ruthless, sadistic, cold-blooded animal. You must be very proud of him.
Muriel Dillon : I am.
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Muriel Dillon : How's my little boy? Getting along OK, sweetie?
Rocco Dillon : As well as a heterosexual can in prison. I don't know how much longer I can take it. How's Tanya?
Muriel Dillon : Tanya's the same. Milky, creamy skin, pouting red lips, firm buttocks, ample breasts, ears you want to stick your tongue into.
Rocco Dillon : Ma, please. I'm gonna get guy cramps if you keep this up.
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Tanya Peters : Hey, who's the stud?
Rocco Dillon : Oh, I'd like you to meet the newest member of our gang. Slasher McGurke, meet Tanya Peters.
Tanya Peters : Wait a minute. Don't I know you from somewhere?
Muriel Dillon : [putting her gun in his face] I smelled cop on him the minute I saw him.
Frank Drebin : I get that all the time. The underwear ads, played everywhere.
Muriel Dillon : Are you saying you're not a cop?
Frank Drebin : Well... yeah!
Rocco Dillon : Well, that's good enough for me.
Tanya Peters : Me, too.
Muriel Dillon : I'm fine.
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Rocco Dillon : [leading Frank to his secluded cabin] Well, what do you think, kid?
Frank Drebin : It's a great setup.
Rocco Dillon : No phone, miles from the nearest town, Playboy channel, perfect.
Frank Drebin : High stakes, but I'm here for the action. What are we going after, a bank, armored car, Dodgers' payroll?
Muriel Dillon : [putting a gun in his face] You're getting a little bit too nosy, McGurke.
Rocco Dillon : Relax, Ma. She's been itching to try out her new gun.
Frank Drebin : I know the feeling.