Jim Cummings credited as playing...
Ed • Scar
- Banzai: [In the hyenas' lair, Banzai slouches with claw marks on his rear] Man, that lousy Mufasa... I won't be able to sit for a *week!*
- Ed the Hyena: [laughs, but also tries his best to conceal it from time to time] Eh-hee-hee-hee. Heh-heheheheheheheheheh...
- Banzai: [Glares at Ed and bares his teeth with impatience] It's not funny, Ed.
- Ed the Hyena: [Cups his paws over his mouth then bursts into hysterical laughter, spitting as his tongue lofts out of his mouth] BA-HA-HA-HAAAA! HA-AH-AH-AH-AH!
- [Inhales deeply]
- Banzai: Hey, shut up!
- Ed the Hyena: AH-HA-HO! HO-HO-HO-HO!
- Banzai: [Bares his teeth] Grrrrrr...
- [as Ed continues to laugh, Banzai barks and pounces on Ed, abruptly ending his laughing. The two commence a brief fight]
- Shenzi: [Rolls her eyes and turns to the two yelping and rolling atop each other aggressively] Will you knock it off?
- Banzai: [ed appears to be chewing on Banzai's leg; Banzai sits up] Well, he started it!
- [It is now obvious that Ed is chewing his own leg repeatedly]
- Shenzi: Look at you guys! No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain!
- Banzai: [a string of drool dangles from his chin] Man, I hate dangling...
- Shenzi: [Scoffs] Yeah? You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be *runnin'* the joint.
- [Ed nods idiotically]
- Banzai: Man, I *hate* lions!
- Shenzi: [Grumbles] So pushy...
- Banzai: And hairy...
- Shenzi: [Smiles] Stinky...
- Banzai: [Grins] And man are they...
- Banzai, Shenzi: [Elongated use of the 'u'] U-GLY!
- [both laugh hysterically]
- Shenzi: Well, well, well, Banzai, what have we got here?
- Banzai: Hmm, I don't know Shenzi uh, what do you think Ed?
- Ed the Hyena: Oo ehehe, oh hahahaha
- Banzai: Yeah, just what I was thinking, a trio of trespassers.
- Zazu: And quite by accident let me assure you...
- Shenzi: Whoa, whoa, wait wait. I know you, you're Mufasa's little stooge.
- Zazu: I madame, am the king's majordomo.
- Banzai: And that would make you...?
- Young Simba: The future King!
- Shenzi: Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom?
- Young Simba: Puh, you can't do anything to me.
- Zazu: Uh-uh, technically they can, we are on their land.
- Young Simba: But Zazu, you told me they are nothing but slobbery, mangy stupid poachers.
- Zazu: Ix-nay on the upid-stay...
- Banzai: Who you callin' upid-stay?