Brien Varady credited as playing...
Chris
- Mike Swale: Grow up.
- Chris: What? Did you leave your dick in Buffalo?
- Mike Swale: Chris, these women are anchors.
- Chris: Here he goes again.
- Mike Swale: How many guys in this bar have felt her up?
- Chris: All of them.
- Mike Swale: Right. And how many have gone home with her, how many guys have slept with her?
- Chris: None, including yourself.
- Mike Swale: Right, I rest my case.
- Chris: Don't rest it too long, 'cause I promise you it will fall off.