King's Quest VII: The Princeless Bride (1994 Video Game)
Esther Hirsch: Mathilde, Female Mud Bath Troll 2, Chicken Petite
Quotes
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[after retrieving the "moon", Valanice is arrested and put on trial]
Arch-Duke Fifi le YipYap : Members of the jury, what is your verdict?
Arresting Badger Guard : On the charge of moon theft, we find her...
Jury : Guilty!
Arresting Badger Guard : On the charge of impersonating a Falderalian, we find her...
Jury : Guilty!
Arresting Badger Guard : On the charges of party crashing, sneaking, spying and appearing in public without fur, feather or scales, we find her...
Jury : Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Arch-Duke Fifi le YipYap : Valanice of Daventry, this is your sentence: you must spend the rest of your life in the jellybean mines in the faraway kingdom of Wudda-Wudda Boing-Boing!
Valanice : What? I never heard of such a place! You just made that up, didn't you?
Arch-Duke Fifi le YipYap : So I did... so I did... does anyone have an idea for her sentence?
Arresting Badger Guard : Banish her to the plains of the picturesque possums!
Juror no. 1 : Maroon her on the island of ill-natured iguanas!
Juror no. 2 : Make her count every grain of bird seed in the land!
Chicken Petite : Make her put the moon back at the sky!
Jury : Ohhhhhh...
Arch-Duke Fifi le YipYap : The people have spoken! You have until sunset to put the moon back in its rightful place in the sky, Valanice. If you do not, you will be fed to a 300 pound hamster in the morning!
Jury : Yes!