Exit to Eden (1994)
Dan Aykroyd: Fred
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Quotes
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Sheila Kingston : I'll catch you later, I gotta get a bikini wax.
Fred Lavery : Ugh! Just stop telling me about that disgusting female stuff. No wonder you were never married.
Sheila Kingston : I have PMS too, do you know that?
Fred Lavery : Ay!
Sheila Kingston : Sometimes I bloat...
Fred Lavery : Nnnn!
Sheila Kingston : weight gain...
Fred Lavery : Hey!
Sheila Kingston : temporary water build-up...
Fred Lavery : Aah!
Sheila Kingston : I hate to tell you this Fred, I clot...
Fred Lavery : Ay ye ye!
Sheila Kingston : heavy flow days...
Fred Lavery : Eeh!
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Fred Lavery : Good morning and welcome to L.A.'s premium triple X club: The Feather. When the sun comes up, the bras come down. It is dark and time for our sunrise special. Cock-a-doodle-doo!
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Fred Lavery : They have a Club Med for sex orgies?
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Fred Lavery : Why are you busting our chops like this?
Hotel manager : Well, I'll tell you. I hate cops an awful lot.
Sheila Kingston : [under her breath] I'm gonna kill him.
Fred Lavery : And it doesn't matter that this is a life-and-death issue?
Hotel manager : Nope.
Fred Lavery : Well, do you want us to bribe you with money?
Hotel manager : Nope.
Sheila Kingston : You wanna see me naked?
Hotel manager : Now that's an idea!
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Fred Lavery : Ok, well, I guess I'm off to your little S&M fantasy island, where the little guy runs around yelling, "The pain! The pain!"
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Fred Lavery : An alternative lifestyle. DO you know what that is? That's just a phrase deviants use to cover up their sex lives.
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Fred Lavery : Read her her rights and make sure she understands them.
Sheila Kingston : [mocking Nina's accent] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and vill be used against you...
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Sheila Kingston : Maybe if you spiced up your sex life a little you wouldn't be divorced.
Fred Lavery : What do you mean? I spiced it up plenty. Many's the time I let the wife get on top.
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Fred Lavery : I got a list of chores. "Oil sex chair."