G.D. Spradlin credited as playing...
Reverend Lemon
- [Bunny Breckenridge is being baptized]
- Reverend Lemon: Welcome to the fold, brother. Welcome. Praise the lord, brother. Do you reject Satan and all his evils?
- Bunny Breckinridge: Sure.
- [after his baptism, Bunny swims towards Ed Wood]
- Bunny Breckinridge: How do you do it? How do you get all your friends to get baptized just so you can make a monster movie?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller.
- Ed Reynolds: Before we start shooting, Mr. Wood, we have a few questions.
- Reverend Lemon: Yes. The script contains numerous references to graverobbing. Now we find the concept of digging up consecrated ground to be highly offensive. It is blasphemy.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: What are you talking about, it's the premise of the movie. It's the title of the movie for Christ sakes.
- Reverend Lemon: But Mr. Wood!
- Ed Reynolds: Yes, about that title. It strikes us as very inflammatory. Why don't we change it to Plan 9 from Outer Space.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Huh. That's ridiculous.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Mr. Reynolds.
- Ed Reynolds: Yes.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it... because you cannot compromise an artist's vision.
- Reverend Lemon: But it's OUR money.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: And you're gonna make a bundle, but only if you shut up and let me do things my way.
- Reverend Lemon: [sees Ed come out in drag] Mr. Wood, what do you think you're doing!
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I'm directing.
- Ed Reynolds: Not like *that* you're not.
- Reverend Lemon: Remove that getup immediately. You shame our lord.