Sarah Jessica Parker credited as playing...
Dolores Fuller
- Dolores Fuller: Ed, what's *my* motivation?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: You're the file clerk. You're running into the next room and you run into Janet.
- Dolores Fuller: But are we good friends or is she just a casual acquaintance?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Dolores, I have five days to complete this picture. Don't get goofy on me.
- Dolores Fuller: You people are insane! You're wasting your lives making shit! Nobody cares! These movies are terrible!
- Dolores Fuller: [arriving for her scenes in "Bride of the Monster"] Well, I see the usual cast of misfits and dope addicts are here.
- [watching Tor Johnsson at his wrestling match]
- Bunny Breckinridge: Guess where I'm going next week.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I don't know. Where?
- Bunny Breckinridge: Mexico. Guess what I'm doing when I get there.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I don't know. Lie on a beach.
- Bunny Breckinridge: Wrong. I'm getting my first series of hormone injections. And when those girls kick in, they're going to take out my organs, and make me a woman.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Are you serious?
- Bunny Breckinridge: It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. But it wasn't until I saw your movie that I realized: I have to take action! GOODBYE PENIS!
- Dolores Fuller: [obviously annoyed] Could you please keep it down?
- [Ed is cross-dressed on the set of "Glen or Glenda"]
- Dolores Fuller: How can you just walk wound like that in front of all these people?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Well hon, nobody's bothered but you. Look around.
- Dolores Fuller: Ed, this isn't the real world. You've surrounded yourself with a bunch of WEIRDOS!
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Oh say it a little louder, I don't think Bela heard you!
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I met Bela Lugosi.
- Dolores Fuller: Why, I thought he was dead.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, he's very much alive. Well, sort of.
- Dolores Fuller: [to Ed wearing her sweater] God, how can you act so casual when you're dressed like that?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: It makes me feel comfortable.