Bill Murray credited as playing...
Bunny Breckinridge
- [Bunny Breckenridge is being baptized]
- Reverend Lemon: Welcome to the fold, brother. Welcome. Praise the lord, brother. Do you reject Satan and all his evils?
- Bunny Breckinridge: Sure.
- [after his baptism, Bunny swims towards Ed Wood]
- Bunny Breckinridge: How do you do it? How do you get all your friends to get baptized just so you can make a monster movie?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller.
- Dr. Tom Mason: [They are all sitting in a pew in the Baptist church, during a church ceremony; impersonating Bela Lugosi] I want to suck your blood. I want to suck your blood!
- Bunny Breckinridge: Let's hear you call Boris Karloff a cocksucker.
- Bunny Breckinridge: What about glitter? When I was a headliner in Paris, audiences always liked it when I sparkled.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No!
- Bunny Breckinridge: Cat's Eyes.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No!
- Bunny Breckinridge: Well, I'm going to need some antennae.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No! You're the ruler of the galaxy! Show a little taste!
- [Bride of the Monster wrap party. Mariachi band plays "Que sera sera"]
- Tor Johnson: Mister Bunny, what's wrong? I heard you were becoming a lady.
- Bunny Breckinridge: Oh, that. Mexico was... a nightmare. We got into a car accident... he was killed. Our luggage... was stolen. The surgeon... turned out to be... a quack. If it hadn't been for these men...
- [gestures to the Mariachi band]
- Bunny Breckinridge: I don't know... how I would have... survived,
- [watching Tor Johnsson at his wrestling match]
- Bunny Breckinridge: Guess where I'm going next week.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I don't know. Where?
- Bunny Breckinridge: Mexico. Guess what I'm doing when I get there.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I don't know. Lie on a beach.
- Bunny Breckinridge: Wrong. I'm getting my first series of hormone injections. And when those girls kick in, they're going to take out my organs, and make me a woman.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Are you serious?
- Bunny Breckinridge: It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. But it wasn't until I saw your movie that I realized: I have to take action! GOODBYE PENIS!
- Dolores Fuller: [obviously annoyed] Could you please keep it down?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: [Reading a review] Look, he's got some nice things to say here. "The soldiers' costumes are very realistic." That's positive!
- Bunny Breckinridge: Rave of the century.