David Klein credited as playing...
Hunting Cap Smoking Boy • Low I.Q. Video Customer • Hubcap Searching Customer • Angry Mourner • Angry Crowd at Door
- Randal Graves: You know who I can do without? I can do without the people in the video store.
- Dante Hicks: Which ones?
- Randal Graves: All of them.
- [a series of vignettes]
- Bed Wetting Dad: What would you get for a six-year-old boy who chronically wets his bed?
- Video Confusion Customer: So, do you have any new movies in?
- [zoom out to see a huge sign that says "Brand New Movies" directly above her]
- Low I.Q. Video Customer: Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year?
- Randal Graves: They never rent quality flicks. They always pick the most intellectually devoid movies on the racks.
- Low I.Q. Video Customer: OOOOH! NAVY SEALS!
- Randal Graves: It's like in order to join, they have to have an I.Q. less than their shoe size.
- Dante Hicks: You think you get stupid questions? You should hear the barrage of stupid questions I get.
- [more vignettes]
- Cold Coffee Lover: What do mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?
- Candy Confusion Customer: So how much is this thing anyway?
- [zoom out to see a huge "99¢" sign behind her]
- Hubcap Searching Customer: Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!