Noah Wyle credited as playing...
John Carter
- Dr. John Carter: We have a man with a large carrot stuck in his colon coming in.
- Lucy Knight: How did he ever swallow it whole?
- Dr. John Carter: I got stabbed! I got stabbed in the back! Where the hell where you? You were the same place you've been my entire life, you were someplace else!
- Patient: It's all ending today! Today is the last day!
- Dr. John Carter: Oh, great, I have to work. I'm always working when the world ends.
- Dr. Susan Lewis: Students wanna be residents... residents wanna be attendings...
- Dr. John Carter: And attendings just wanna be left alone.
- Dr. John Carter: [after Abby caught him kissing Susan] It's really more about friendship than anything else.
- Abby Lockhart: Really? I've never seen you kiss Frank like that.
- Dr. John Carter: You look tired.
- Abby Lockhart: Really?
- Dr. John Carter: Come to think of it, Frank looks tired, too.
- Abby Lockhart: Yeah, that's because I spent the night slapping his ass until 3:00 a.m.
- Dr. John Carter: Really?
- Abby Lockhart: Well, have you seen him getting down today?
- Dr. John Carter: Let's see. Frank! Have you gotten down today?
- Frank: What?
- Dr. John Carter: Never mind.
- Dr. John Carter: So, what are you gonna do tonight?
- Dr. Deb Chen: Oh, the usual. Get drunk, meet a random guy at the bar and have a night of wild sex until I pass out from sheer exhaustion.
- Dr. John Carter: Takeout and a hot bath?
- Dr. Deb Chen: Yeah.
- Dr. Dave Malucci: I think Weaver's got it in for me. I dont know what I ever did to Festus to get her so pissed.
- Dr. John Carter: Maybe it was calling her Festus.
- Dr. Dave Malucci: Well, never to her face.
- Dr. Susan Lewis: You pulled all that out of patient's stomachs?
- Dr. John Carter: I sure did.
- Dr. Susan Lewis: Is that my pen you pulled out?
- Dr. John Carter: Rear end.
- Dr. Susan Lewis: Why do I feel like a school kid out here?
- Dr. John Carter: It must be the adolescent sexual tension.
- Nicole: [Nicole made cookies] They're for Luka. Want some?
- Dr. John Carter: [looking at Abby] No, I would never touch Luka's cookies.