Lara Flynn Boyle credited as playing...
Stacy
- Garth Algar: Uh oh. Don't look. Stacy.
- Wayne Campbell: Where? Oh, God, I made eye contact.
- Garth Algar: Psycho hose beast.
- Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.
- Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
- Stacy: Well that doesn't mean we can't still go out.
- Wayne Campbell: Well it does, actually. That's what breaking up is.
- Stacy: Well, are you going to go to the Gasworks tonight?
- Wayne Campbell: No.
- Stacy: Don't you want to open your present?
- Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.
- Stacy: Open it.
- Wayne Campbell: Ok. What is it?
- Stacy: It's a gun rack.
- Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
- Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
- Wayne Campbell: I lost you two months ago. Are you mental? We broke up. Get the net!
- Stacy: Hi, Garth.
- Garth Algar: Hi.
- Stacy: I'm looking for Wayne. I'm very concerned about him; he seems to be going through a difficult phase right now, ya know. What do you think it is?
- Garth Algar: That you're mental.
- Stacy: You know him best, what do you think I should do?
- Garth Algar: Just get over it and go out with somebody else.
- Stacy: "Get over it go out with somebody else." Yeah, thanks, OK, great. Hi.