River Phoenix credited as playing...
Carl
- Martin Bishop: Carl?
- Carl: The, young lady with the... Uzi. Is she single?
- Martin Bishop: Uh, Carl? Excuse us.
- [pulls Carl aside]
- Martin Bishop: This is the brass ring. Haven't you got any bigger thoughts?
- Carl: I just want her telephone number. Please?
- NSA Agent Mary: Wait a minute... you can have anything you want, and you're asking for my phone number?
- Carl: Yes.
- NSA Agent Mary: 273-9164. Area code 415.
- Carl: I'm Carl.
- NSA Agent Mary: I'm Mary.
- Bernard Abbott: I'm going to be sick!
- [asking each team member what they'll do with their share of the money]
- Martin Bishop: Carl?
- Carl: [helium voice] I'd like to have a deep relationship with a beautiful woman who melts from the very first time our eyes meet.
- [others laughing]
- Martin Bishop: We're not getting paid that much, Carl.
- Carl: Well, you know, someone like Liz.
- Martin Bishop: We're definitely not getting paid that much.
- Carl: It's fascinating what fifty bucks will get you at the county recorder's office.
- Martin Bishop: What have you got?
- Carl: Playtronics Corporate Headquarters, the complete blueprints.
- Martin Bishop: Not bad. Not bad, Carl.
- Carl: Well, thanks.
- Martin Bishop: Where'd you get the fifty bucks?
- Carl: Took it from Mother's wallet.
- Martin Bishop: Good.
- [during the team's surveillance of Dr. Janek, they hear his girlfriend passionately making out with him]
- Carl: [instantly] Mr. Bishop, do you mind if I take a look?
- Martin Bishop: Carl!
- Donald Crease: [pushing Carl away] Grow up.
- [taps Martin on the shoulder]
- Donald Crease: [whispers] Let me see.
- Martin Bishop: You sure you know which one to cut?
- Carl: Yes! The alarm's always the green one!
- Martin Bishop: [Carl cuts a wire; everything goes dark, but the alarm is still blaring] Good, Carl.
- Martin Bishop: The probable level of security is very low. But if you guys don't want to take that chance just to keep me out of jail, fine, I understand, I'll do it.
- Whistler: Well, Bish, I can't speak for the other guys, but I'm in it for the money, I don't care if you go to jail.
- Carl: Me neither. I'm in.
- Carl: One thing I don't quite get though, is that you and Cosmo were taking all these chances, all these big chances. I mean, what for?
- Martin Bishop: We were young, and there was a war on. It was a good way to meet girls.
- Liz: I'll bet.
- Mother: How come you didn't get caught?
- Martin Bishop: I went out for pizza... then I went to Canada. I was lucky, he wasn't.
- Whistler: Did he ever forgive you?
- Martin Bishop: I hope so. He died in prison.