Megan Ward credited as playing...
Robyn Sweeney
- Matt Wilson: [Matt bursts in at the prom just as Link is about to be crowned prom king] WAIT!
- [shoves through the crowd towards the stage]
- Matt Wilson: WAIT!
- [he shoves Link back]
- Student Announcing Prom King: What're you trying to do, Matt? Come on, stop it!
- [Matt takes the crown from him and shoves him back as well]
- Matt Wilson: [takes microphone] This is our school, right?
- [students murmur in affirmation]
- Matt Wilson: And we have a right to know if something is bogus that's going down in our school, right?
- [the murmurs continue, he points to Link]
- Matt Wilson: And someone right here has taken you for a ride!
- [Link grabs Matt's finger, Matt yanks it away]
- Matt Wilson: His name isn't Linkavitch Chumovsky and he's not from Estonia.
- Robyn Sweeney: Matt, will you just stop this already!
- Matt Wilson: [to Robyn] SHOOOOOOOSH! Trust me.
- [back to the crowd]
- Matt Wilson: They've all been lying to us! But I found out... I know the truth. Do you want to know the truth?
- [students shout affirmatively]
- Matt Wilson: Do YOU want to know what he REALLY IS?
- [students shout affirmitavely again]
- Matt Wilson: He's a caveman.
- [Link nods and walks forward, smiling... students cheer for him, Matt stares at the crowd in disbelief]
- Matt Wilson: No... NO! Look... he's a freak! I got pictures!
- Dave: [Dave and Stoney burst in and rush to the stage, Dave tries to take the pictures from Matt, the cheers continue] NO!
- Matt Wilson: [waving pictures] SEE?
- Dave: Let me see them! Give me those pictures! Matt give me those!
- Matt Wilson: [punches Dave] No!
- Robyn Sweeney: Dave!