What About Bob? (1991)
Charlie Korsmo: Siggy Marvin
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Quotes
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Dr. Leo Marvin : I want some peace and quiet!
Bob Wiley : Well, I'll be quiet.
Siggy : I'll be peace!
[Bob and Siggy burst into giggles]
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Dr. Leo Marvin : Why are you always wearing black? What is it with you and this death fixation?
Siggy : Maybe I'm in mourning for my lost childhood.
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Bob Wiley : Goodbye, rat-dick suck-nut!
Siggy : [upstairs] Bye, dog-pissing-barf!
Dr. Leo Marvin : [screams from the bottom of the stairs] Sigmund!
Bob Wiley : Later, testicle-head bosom-beaver!
[looks out the window]
Bob Wiley : Good Morning America's here!
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[Last Lines]
Minister : Bob Wiley, would you have Lily Marvin to be your beloved wedded wife, to cherish and love till death do you part?
Bob Wiley : I do.
Minister : Lily Marvin, would you have Bob Wiley to be your beloved wedded husband, to cherish and love till death do you part?
Lily Marvin : [smiling] I do.
[Bob heaves a sigh of relief. Bob and Lily smile at one another]
Minister : If anyone wishes to express why these two shouldn't join together in matrimony... speak now, or forever hold your peace.
[the catatonic Leo jiggles his head and makes throaty sounds. No one notices, even Bob, who is looking around]
Minister : Then, By the power invested in me and the state of New York. I pronounce you, man and wife.
Dr. Leo Marvin : [suddenly stands up and shouts] NO!
Siggy : [excitedly shouts] Dad's back!
Anna Marvin : Daddy!
Lily Marvin : Leo!
Lily Marvin : [rushing over] Leo!
[the family surrounds the recovered Leo as everyone applauds]