Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
John Travolta: James
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Quotes
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Mollie Ubriacco : Mommy is a girl, so I don't have a penis.
James Ubriacco : But she's got some set of balls.
Mollie Ubriacco : But Daddy is a big...
Mikey : Penis!
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James Ubriacco : Let's see, we've got Schwarzenegger and Betty Boop. Hmm, tough call, they're both really built and they both talk funny.
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James Ubriacco : Mike, this is a potty okay? Now when you wanna take a piss ...
Mollie Ubriacco : Don't say piss.
James Ubriacco : Okay, when you wanna take a whiz ...
Mollie Ubriacco : Ugh!
James Ubriacco : What? "See a man about a horse"? "Drain the snake"? What do you want me to say?
Mollie Ubriacco : Pee-pee.
James Ubriacco : Pee-pee is such a wimp word.
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Mollie Ubriacco : See, Mikey, Mommy is a girl so she doesn't have a penis.
James Ubriacco : But she's got some set of balls!
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James Ubriacco : Why is it that every time drink out of the milk carton, I get a lecture, but Travis Bickle moves in with a semi-automatic weapon, and it's okay?
Mollie Ubriacco : A little unloaded gun makes him feel better.
James Ubriacco : Makes him feel better? Why doesn't he go to the top of the Empire State Building and shoot student nurses? Maybe that'll make him feel better.
Mollie Ubriacco : This is New York. Women carry unloaded guns in their purses.
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James Ubriacco : When you wanna take a pee-pee okay you do it in here and you just do this, you take it out
[Pretends to unzip his fly]
Mollie Ubriacco : Oh come on
James Ubriacco : What?
Mikey : Dad, who's kidding who huh?
James Ubriacco : And the same token, when you wanna take a dump
Mollie Ubriacco : Poo-poo
Mikey : This is a joke right?
James Ubriacco : I know it sounds disgusting Mike but you know you gotta trust me on this okay
Mikey : Let me get this straight you want me to take a dump outside my diaper?
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James Ubriacco : [to Mikey and Julie] I miss you guys so much.
[James hugs Mikey]
Julie : Ieuw... male bonding makes me sick.
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Mollie Ubriacco : He has to go to bed early tonight because I'm taking him to baby gym tomorrow.
James Ubriacco : Oh not baby gym!
Mollie Ubriacco : He needs to socialize with other kids.
James Ubriacco : Well take him to the park.
Mollie Ubriacco : I'm not taking him to the park anymore! Do you know what he did today? He picked up a crack pipe!
James Ubriacco : Well throw it out.
Mollie Ubriacco : Do you have any idea how many disease he could get from that?